Holy Scandal, Batman
Christian Bale was today accused of assaulting his mother and sister. The Batman star claims his mum was being a “bat-bitch”
Apparently he was released on bail. I wish my surname could get me out of jail.
Scooby Doo Stunt
A man who ran onto a Queensland racetrack dressed as Scooby Doo was recently fined and is said to “have been acting out of character”.
I think that was the whole point. He was acting in character.
Nicole Kidman’s new Kid, Man
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban just had a baby. To be honest I am not sure of the sex of the child, as they named it Sunday; which really doesn’t help me work it out.
It’s so awkward when kids are given uni-sex names.
“Oh, look at Ashley, she’s so cute!”
“You mean, he”
Also, calling the child Sunday is ridiculous because the birth was on a Monday.
Just imagine a school class.
“Today we are going to go through the days of the week, Adam, you begin”
“Monday”
“Stacey, your turn”
“Tuesday”
“Good, now you Brian”
“Wednesday”
“Now Sunday”
“No, Thursday”
“No, I mean it’s Sunday’s turn”
“Sunday is after Saturday. We just did Wednesday”
You get the gist.
Anyway, apparently the baby was named after the artist Sunday Reed.
Picasso Kidman would have sounded way cooler.