The Fundraiser – a Suck-sess
I used the pun suck-sess, because it sucked.
I was the celebrity guest at the fundraiser, and only one person asked me to sign something for them. And guess what? It was the waiter when I had to pay with my credit card for the chicken skewers because I didn’t have any cash on me.
I mean, seriously. I am a big time internet star.
Lonelygirl15 is your Mr. Squiggle to my Picasso.
And don’t question me if what I just wrote makes sense; I’m in a bad mood and it does.
Why didn’t anybody want to rub shoulders with yours truly? I am very approachable and I even fake smile for photos with weirdos.
I don’t judge the success of the events I appear at on the amount of money that was raised, that is all meaningless to me.
I want people to be able to go home to their friends and family and boast about how they met someone famous. Me.